Was the reason you broke up with your last ex really because he wasn’t supporting you emotionally and mentally, abandoning you at your lowest point, or are you just using that as an excuse since you won’t admit it’s really because he didn’t love Kanye? Not just love Kanye, love Kanye, like Kanye loves Kanye, like you love Kanye? Do you ever feel like every date you go on, there’s just something missing? Like no matter how hard you try, you can’t find that person that just gets you the way that listening to “Spaceship” at 3 AM on repeat does? I can’t believe I’m saying this but you’re probably not the only one.
Harry Dry, self-proclaimed “Young Lad” from the UK, has started a crowdfunding attempt to finish off the dating site he’s been working on, yeezy.dating, what the website calls “A Dating Site for fans of the genius Mr. Kanye West.” The whole point is to pair up singles that also have a deep love and passion for Yeezy, a cause as noble and on par with other dating sites like FarmersOnly and DateSkaters.com.
Don’t worry – this isn’t some half-hearted attempt of some bored white Euro kid trying to profit off of Kanye’s stature in the media again (RIP Coinye) – Dry promises “any money pledged will be wisely invested into the product and building the community.” Plus he let us know that “*Taylor Swift fans are banned from this website 🐍.” Neat!
If, for some reason, you truly feel as if this will somehow better your life, you can go ahead and donate to the cause here, maybe even snag a premium membership while you’re at it. You can even get in touch with Dry himself, who left his personal e-mail and phone number available to the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll find the love of your life on there! Probably not, since any guy you know that owns anything Off-White is already a Kanye stan, but maybe this time it’ll make an okay-ish story! Thanks Kanye!
Written by Leka Gopal