BREAKING: B-Side editor-in-chief pops mosh cherry

Pomona, CA —

On Feb. 25, The B-Side received an anonymous report that Sofia Duarte, one of the Editors-in-Chief of The B-Side, the premier music magazine of the number one public university in the world, was spotted in a moshpit at the Fox Theater in Pomona, CA, the night before.

Said EIC was allegedly attending a FIDLAR (pronounced fid-lahr, or “The Beatles of our generation”) concert with her man friend and possibly two other people (genders unidentifiable).

If confirmed, this would be Duarte’s first mosh experience. Duarte refused to comment on the report.

Story unfolding, stay tuned for updates.

To report more information about Duarte’s whereabouts on the night of Feb. 24, please call 1-833-544-7555.